In Loving Memory

The Savage Cabbage Obituary

An unnecessarily elaborate farewell.

Dearly beloveds, we are gathered here today to acknowledge the loss of one of the founding UK CBD brands.

Please take your seats. Certain arrangements have taken considerably longer than expected.

Jade Proudman, founder of Savage Cabbage, in a black veiled hat and red lipstick, holding white lilies and a cabbage — The founder, in mourning

R · I · P

2016 — 2023

Whole plant Full spectrum Fully documented

Here lies a cabbage, savage and bold,
grown from a seed, then bought, then sold.
Its founder walked off with nothing to show —
but she kept the receipts. And now you'll know.

Founded 2016 by Jade, in Jade’s signature

Here lies a brand · not its founder

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Full obituary forthcoming

The roots. The leaves. The bits that were rather quietly swept under the compost.

A personal retrospective by founder Jade Proudman.